Are your pants sagging? You may be suffering from PBS.

To all you MEN who wear SAGGY PANTS:
Did you know that "saggy pants" was originated in PRISON? It was to indicate that you were "available"
So if you want to go around town indicating you are "available" to ANOTHER MAN to TAP THAT, then keep at. I think you look like a f*ckin FOOL!
By the way, they call this PBS,  Prison Bitch Syndrome.