One procrastinator available for immediate hire. Will provide ample excuses to avoid all important tasks; able to spend over 4 hours on a lunch break; can demonstrate how to successfully use DVR; willing to share knowledge and demonstrate the best ways to do absolutly nothing.
Extremely knowledgable about cinema starring Bradley Cooper, Hugh Jackman, and Jude Law. Can successfully offer feedback regarding current events such as the final episodes of Lost, 24, V, and Nurse Jackie. Highly opinionated and can sometimes be very unwilling to be accomodating.
Available hours to work are: Mondays (2p-3p); Tuesdays (11p-12a); and Thursday (2p-2:15p). Company vehicle must be provided along with gas and car insurance. Willing to work ASAP, but due to other scheduled engagements, require at least 2 weeks notice before beginning a new job.
Please send all inquiries to ireallydontwant2work@iwant2sitonthebeachallday.com
No phone calls please.
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