I drive up to the corner and find myself sitting at the red light. Windows partly up and listening to the traffic report. I notice a woman sitting on the bus stop bench. As I think to myself, "oh, that's a pretty dress," the woman kicks off her shoes.
I continue to think, "good for her, she must finally feel some relief."
She continues to pull her long dress up above her knees. "Is she hot or something?"
I turn to look at the light, "...still red..."
The woman lifts her left foot and places it up on to her right knee.
"What! Um....lady....you may want to shut your legs here....you are in public!"
The woman proceeds to start picking at her heels. "Agh, you've got to be kidding me!"
I now notice her feet and legs do look a bit dirty. Her hair is really messy. "Is that dirt on her face?"
She appears to be happy at her current state, she's smiling and picking away.
The light turns green and the cars creep forward a bit; but stop to wait for the pedestrians to finish crossing.
"Yikes, what is happening?" The woman continues to lift her leg and I can't stand to witness anything else.....
It is too late. I see it all. She isn’t wearing any underpants.
"All hell, this woman isn’t right in the head. No wonder no one wants to sit next to her on the bench."
I suddenly feel my chest constrict....and my throat begin to spasm.
Ok, I just barfed a bit in my mouth, "Damn this insane woman, damn her!"
