What the frack!?

There are so many things going so majorly wrong in this picture.

1) This woman has a full back tattoo of fictional storybook characters.
2) This lady has a jacked-up haircut! Is it shaved? A mullet? A half mullet/fade?
3) How old is this woman, seriously!? 50?
4) What the hell is that hanging over her mirror? OH MY FRACKIN GOD! She has a mini cat portrait.

This lady is certifiably crazy!!!

Strange marketing attempts

As seen in Costco!  Products that have very WEIRD marketing campaigns and it's not really for what you may be initially thinking.  Take a look:

SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

Are your pants sagging? You may be suffering from PBS.

To all you MEN who wear SAGGY PANTS:
Did you know that "saggy pants" was originated in PRISON? It was to indicate that you were "available"
So if you want to go around town indicating you are "available" to ANOTHER MAN to TAP THAT, then keep at. I think you look like a f*ckin FOOL!
By the way, they call this PBS,  Prison Bitch Syndrome.



"I can't read, but you think I can count?"

The store is assuming that the patrons they are targeting is unable to count to 15.  However, they failed to recognize that these patrons probably can't read English!!! 
EPIC FAIL!

Lacking Originality

What the hell was he smoking? You have to wonder, this kid must have been dropped on his head or a crack-baby to think this tattoo is cool.  What a douche! And for any girl who thinks this tat is cool, you are tragic!

Jacked Up City Signs

What the frack!  So which is it? Can I turn? Yes? No?

My year in review...part 1

Just like every other fricken person, I too will ASSess my year and decide whether or not I was wasting time or doing great work.  Ok, the last one is a bit of a laugher but I will repost my list shortley!

Until then....get a load of this awesome picture!  It is corrective surgery gone hella-wrong.  Why would one want a butt-lift.  Only J.Lo can have a J.Lo ass.  Only KimK. can have a KimK ass.  But I don't want to burst anyones dreams, just get the ass you want the healthy way....climb some fricken stairs!  Get off your fat ass to get a nice ass! Bwahahahaha. 

Here you go!  I almost peed my pants.

WTF Wednesday: Why won't you just leave a message!

What The Frack Wednesday:

The invention of caller-id was not necessary, but very useful when random callers repeatedly call.  It's great to ignore those pesky sales calls that come while you're in the midst of doing something.  If you call me and I don't recognize the phone number, I have the choice to not answer.  LEAVE A MESSAGE.

An hour later, the same number is identified, and yet again, straight to voicemail. 

If it's an emergency, why won't you just leave a message!?

Day 2 and more calls and still NO MESSAGE!   I begin thinking, "who the hell is this?"  My curiosity is beginning to encourage me to actually answer the next time they call.

The call comes while I'm eating lunch.  Ignore.  Voicemail.....and OMG, they leave a message!

I decide to wait and finish my lunch before checking the message.  I *ring*....really!?

Agh!!!!  It's a frickin WRONG NUMBER.  Some kid looking or EXPECTING his girlfriend to answer the phone.   Really?!  OM-FRACKIN-G!!!!!

An hour later, the call again.  Hah, I'll answer you now:

"Listen, I don't know who you are but you got the wrong number."

"Who dis?"

"You got the wrong number.  Whome ever you are looking for, this isn't her number.  Stop calling."

Click.

I think to myself, "good job."

Uh, idiot boy calls two minutes later.  AND I ANSWER:

"STOP CALLING!  YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!"

Click.

This better be it.........*sigh* I really think it is.