Are your pants sagging? You may be suffering from PBS.

To all you MEN who wear SAGGY PANTS:
Did you know that "saggy pants" was originated in PRISON? It was to indicate that you were "available"
So if you want to go around town indicating you are "available" to ANOTHER MAN to TAP THAT, then keep at. I think you look like a f*ckin FOOL!
By the way, they call this PBS,  Prison Bitch Syndrome.



"I can't read, but you think I can count?"

The store is assuming that the patrons they are targeting is unable to count to 15.  However, they failed to recognize that these patrons probably can't read English!!! 
EPIC FAIL!