I.....WANT........COOKIE!

I've been such the Cookie Monster these past few days! Cookie-Brownie combo..my new discover. I've been thinking about making cookies for the past weeks but just was not compelled to really do it. My cousin made such a large batch and was trying to them out of her house.

If I took them, I knew I would eat them. My attempts to off-load them did not work! I ate...I ate...I ate. Chewy goodness! Mmmmmmmm Mmm!

I just could not resist them. My consequence was massive sugar overload and major bloating feelings. What was I thinking?

So good and yet so dangerous!

I know how bad this obssession is, but I now am left to try and tweak the recipe and add it to my collection....my thoughts return to one of my many dreams:

To own a cookie shop. Make some amazing cookies. Fatty ones too.

If I reduce the carbs, does it really get any better?

I wonder if I need to add cookie baker to my list of job experiences? I must continue this pursuit...

I must start my cleanse!!!!

Procrastinator for hire.

One procrastinator available for immediate hire. Will provide ample excuses to avoid all important tasks; able to spend over 4 hours on a lunch break; can demonstrate how to successfully use DVR; willing to share knowledge and demonstrate the best ways to do absolutly nothing.

Extremely knowledgable about cinema starring Bradley Cooper, Hugh Jackman, and Jude Law. Can successfully offer feedback regarding current events such as the final episodes of Lost, 24, V, and Nurse Jackie. Highly opinionated and can sometimes be very unwilling to be accomodating.

Available hours to work are: Mondays (2p-3p); Tuesdays (11p-12a); and Thursday (2p-2:15p). Company vehicle must be provided along with gas and car insurance. Willing to work ASAP, but due to other scheduled engagements, require at least 2 weeks notice before beginning a new job.

Please send all inquiries to ireallydontwant2work@iwant2sitonthebeachallday.com
No phone calls please.