Take responsibility and stop talking out of your arse!

I notice that people like to spew motivational comments when they are unable to practice what they preach. Hypocrites! Talk the truth and stop talking out of your ass! You look like a fool, lose all credibility, and lose any respect I may have had for you. My expectation of general goodness is lost on those who just can not manage to be honest. What is there to hide?

If you have something to say, make sure that you actually believe what is being said. Talking shit only enforces your idiocracy and lunacy!

Procrastinator for hire.

One procrastinator available for immediate hire. Will provide ample excuses to avoid all important tasks; able to spend over 4 hours on a lunch break; can demonstrate how to successfully use DVR; willing to share knowledge and demonstrate the best ways to do absolutly nothing.

Extremely knowledgable about cinema starring Bradley Cooper, Hugh Jackman, and Jude Law. Can successfully offer feedback regarding current events such as the final episodes of Lost, 24, V, and Nurse Jackie. Highly opinionated and can sometimes be very unwilling to be accomodating.

Available hours to work are: Mondays (2p-3p); Tuesdays (11p-12a); and Thursday (2p-2:15p). Company vehicle must be provided along with gas and car insurance. Willing to work ASAP, but due to other scheduled engagements, require at least 2 weeks notice before beginning a new job.

Please send all inquiries to ireallydontwant2work@iwant2sitonthebeachallday.com
No phone calls please.

Rude tendencies and funny outcomes

Not only does one have to contend with the numerous of nosey strangers peering over my shoulder to get a glimpse at what I'm doing on my laptop, but I also have to endure their stares because of the eavesdropping. I've said it only once before, but it seems that I should say it more often, "Do you mind? It's extremely rude to be listening in on my conversation."

It can be funny because I'm not talking very loud, hence their need to really concentrate on listening to me; their furrowed brows and blank-looking stares at the stain on the wall. I do my best at no talking loud. When I find myself raising my voice, I usually walk away or go to the privacy of my car.

I may have been one of those people you see, locked in their car and yelling on the phone. I’ve seen it and usually begin to start laughing at the animated actions of the stranger. It is also the same when you see a person walking and talking with themselves. Now days, it is more likely that they are not the crazy lunatic that escaped from the local Psyche hospital but more likely just a dude talking on a hands-free device plugged into their ear.

We have all encountered these people; you think they are talking to you, you answer them but they don’t respond back to you. It’s because they are not talking to you...oooh just got burned! You think to yourself, “great, they could’ve waved or pointed to their ear-piece...” Maybe this little display made you look like an idiot, but we’ve all been through it.

Here is a great excuse to walk around like a lunatic. It is a also great way to annoy strangers and keep people away from you. Especially those “watchtower” seniors who want you to stop your stride to talk to them...um, just as rude!